To get things started it is probably important to tell you a little bit about myself. First, I am originally from Wyoming which is pretty much the coolest place anyone can possibly be from. Second, I'm a young art teacher who is currently located in the magical Utahan bubble affectionately called "the happy valley." I relocated here to "follow my dreams" so to speak but I have been questioning that decision from the very beginning. Talk about culture shock!
I honestly came to Utah not having a clue how to have an adult conversation that didn't have deal with booze, explosions, sex, or some combination of the three peppered with shameless cursing. If that wasn't enough, I was one of the unfortunate souls blessed with the pleasure of not being a Mormon. Not being Mormon in the happy valley is like, under any normal circumstances; being a former known prostitute who was originally sold into slavery by her kidnapper.
Its "exotic" and "exciting" to have you around but I'll be dammed if you date my son!
So I'm sure you can imagine how difficult it can be being a single lady in her late 20's surrounded by a culture that widely rejects/doesn't understand her. It's lonely, confusing, and effing boring! I had no choice but to attempt the world of online dating. I viewed it as a way to order a non-LDS man over the Internet like a pair of bad ass shoes but the process turned out to be a lot more complicated than that.
I will solve all of your feminine whoas with my money AND my penis.
Why wont he STOP talking like a cartoon?!?
You're still not Mormon and I think that makes you the MOST selfish!
Things are better now...
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